It’s late October, and Hallmark’s Christmas movies have commenced. Can I watch them all? I’m going to try. Strap in for all the hot cocoa-infused meet-cutes you can handle. Next up: Boyfriends of Christmas Past. PLOT: Lauren is a commitment-shy workaholic who’s dumped multiple boyfriends over the years, and…

It’s late October, so you know what that means: Hallmark’s Christmas movies have commenced! Can I watch them all? I’m going to try. Strap in for all the hot cocoa-infused meet-cutes you can handle. First up: You, Me and The Christmas Trees. PLOT: The trees at Connor’s Christmas Tree…

What happens when you drop Benjamin Button in the town from The Witch and throw in a little True Blood vampire action? It’s Midnight Mass, now streaming on Netflix. What is this show? A meditation on death? A vampire tale? A messy, self-indulgent mess? Yes. [SPOILERS AHEAD] The basic…

So there’s apparently an entire genre of Hallmark-like Amish movies; people Not From Around These Parts falling for a simpler life and the often-muscular men who plow the fields. Trevor Donovan and Danielle C. Ryan/Danielle Chuchran star in at least two of these flicks. They’re both extremely attractive Amish…

Georgia Hunt is a Preston High School legend. This former cheerleader dated the high school quarterback, had a squad of mean girls at her disposal, and dreamed of a life in fashion. But a decade later, she’s a college dropout working as a fashion designer’s assistant, and her 10-year…

Emma is a copywriter at an LA-based ad agency with a massive, sun-drenched LA apartment, and clients who sing her praises, but all work and no play makes Emma a dull girl. This is … No Time Like Christmas on Lifetime. Perhaps a new assignment will brighten her up…

Let me get this straight. Your elderly father gets into an accident and breaks his arm. Not only do you not return home to make sure he’s okay, but you flat-out refuse to do him a solid and fill in for him as Santa in a Christmas parade that’s scheduled…

Though Allie has “simple tastes” she’s relocating from small-town Vermont to DC to see if she and long-distance boyfriend Spencer can make it in the same city. But Mother Nature does not want Allie to leave. “Come play with us, Allie,” the Christmas gods command. And Allie happily does their…

Do you love the thrill of a romance movie, chock full of witty banter, smoldering looks, and obvious chemistry. This ain’t it. But Merry Kissmas is yet another cheesy made-for-TV movie with a plot that focuses heavily on elevator-related hijinks, just like A Christmas Kiss. Here are some thoughts…